After a few months in blissfull twiter existance, the oslo police meet with its evil twin. Or, arch nemesiss if you like.

An account pretending to be @oslopolotiops, tweeting like there was no tomorrow, for instance:

“Alerted about a Hysterical woman, turned out to be nothing but a claustrophobic woman locked in here one-piece with a defect zipper”

For the record, it is (according to Norwegian law) illegal to give an impression that you are police if you are not, hence the account is beeing investigated.

Such a shame.

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Thinking of it, who in their right mind orders a white maschine for mining coal. That color would not last for long anyways i presume.

On the bright side (there really is only bright sides to this story:)

The manager of the mines Per Nilssen, welcomed the flamboyant maschine with open arms - stating that it would help bring out our softer sides (as one might suspect, it can get quite gloomy in those mines)

One a side note. Was this really a typo or are we talking guerrilla marketing?

Cause, where have I seen that shade of pink before.

Just saying.

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Presenting the next J. Beaver.

aka 2Boys

(but, please don’t turn into a twitter Trending Topic  plague)

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Which clearly states, that it is absolutely forbidden for anyone to send anything up into space.

A quick search at Lovdata (witch is something anyone doing anything even slightly controversial should do) shows that what they are doing  its completely and conceptually illegally.

Just go to lovdata.no and type

easy breasy…

And, then press this one

And then you will get:

Lov om oppskyting av gjenstander fra norsk territorium m.m. ut i verdensrommet.

§ 1. Uten tillatelse fra vedkommende departement er det forbudt å skyte noen gjenstand ut i verdensrommet fra:

Det kan settes bestemte vilkår for slik tillatelse som nevnt i første ledd.

§ 2. Departementet kan gi regler om kontroll m.m. med virksomhet som nevnt i § 1.

§ 3. Denne lov trer i kraft straks.

Now, you see

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Going viral with a brand new “surprise” news concept > click, click, click

After working at the network for 18 months, the 43 year old temporary employee decided it was about time to deliver some real news. Starting off with describing the horrible work conditions before topping it all of with an excellent excuse for hijacking air-time for her own personal agenda that day “nothing important has happened anyway!”

The online news was on it immediately, NRK on the other hand, replied with silence. Then suddenly & unexpectedly, a copy-cat retirement by long term weatherman  of 30 years  Arild Menzoni, flowers included. Point intended?

Cant fail to read the message between theses lines: This is how you quit on live TV.

Anyway, now at this point, the no comment policy from the NRK headquaters had made social media tick. Re-tweets on fire. Creating among other golden quotes, this fierce (at first sight) very realistic job posting, seeking people capable of working at NRK with the horrible condition ranted by the self-firing journalist.  

A closer look…

Though this add is fictional, NRK do acctually have a position as tilkallingsvikar posted on their website! Ceck it out…

PS:  Notice the Søknadsfrist: 12. 09.2099 (deadline for application) take your time.

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Archive:  NRK pep-talk

Det var litt mye det!!

PS: I like NRK, love it, and as a previous on-the-floor short term employee, I was nothing but happy(and exhausted!) Still, that no-hiring policy seems a bit fishy. Hope NRK now use this drama-queen`s radio rant to actually throw some old skelletons out of the closets!

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Education is not everything either, take Kjell Inge Røkke for instance, he does not have any formal shrimp-fishing education, still he occasionally ventures out in the fjords at break of dawn, returning later, early in the afternoon to Aker Brygge with a nest full of fresh shrimps for sale and consumption.

Internationally speaking (euroasia/ex-soviet), the combination flashy design + royal connection + ability to be at the right place at the right time + working hard to get what you want, could potentially be just the right recipe for a brand new Norwegian fashion empire.

After all, her entrance to celebrity was through a bold fashion statement, her stay in the norwegian glossy magazine scene mainly due to an ability to dress to impress. Having her very own distinguishable style, separate from what`s normally seen on the domestic red carpets.

It may not be Galliano, not even close, but its certainly not that bad.

You go girl!

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Either way, there is an open casting waiting for your call as director Joachim Trier of Reprise fame is looking for amateurs to play major parts in his next movie Oslo, 31. August.

Who knows, now that Lindsay Lohan is out of the picture, for 90 whole days,  the bar is set pretty darn low…

PS: When signing up, its recommended that you make a short (private) youtube video to give the casting-crew some idea of what you look/sound like. Do it right away…cause

Being the first IS THE BEST

See ya on the flip-side haters!!

UPDATE: beeing #2 aint that bad either.

So sweet.

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Anyway, got to admire his double hit tantrum style! (watch at VGTV)

First the floor…

then the closest  furniture available (a pink sofa) before calmly removing himself from the situation.

Encore, encore!

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After the infamous Idar Vollvik sent his crew to the US with a mission of grabing as many iPad as possible, then selling them to desperate Mac-istast for $$$, quite successfully. 

Smart club tried to do the same thing with the exclusive Hunter boots.

Though Smart club did not take into account the shadyness of the parallelimport business, allowing one person to enter all the outlets in Oslo with a huge truck, buying the 1800 remaining boots and driving them of to who knows where?

Looks like Smart club ain’t that smart after all!

* ”a non-counterfeit product imported from another country without the permission of the intellectual property owner” – Wikipedia

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