One step behind…

Pink mining

October 4th, 2011 by admin

Due to a typo (at least that’s what they say), the new monster truck or mining at the colonial island of Svalbard turned out pink and pastel green (Miami vice style) instead of a sober white.

Thinking of it, who in their right mind orders a white maschine for mining coal. That color would not last for long anyways i presume.

On the bright side (there really is only bright sides to this story:)

The manager of the mines Per Nilssen, welcomed the flamboyant maschine with open arms - stating that it would help bring out our softer sides (as one might suspect, it can get quite gloomy in those mines)

One a side note. Was this really a typo or are we talking guerrilla marketing?

Cause, where have I seen that shade of pink before.

Just saying.

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Dengekasse – beatbox

September 29th, 2011 by admin

What we need now, is to do some serious work.

I’m just going to start out, boldly & bravely going fast forward and suggest a communal aggression cage.

Point is. Norway is not the place for expressing anger. In any way.

Though, we are Norwegian, we are also human. And, aggression is a natural part of our spices behavioural paradigm. If not expressed it might build up and then KABOOOOM in a very unfortunate way.

So, now i propose this “dengekasse” (beatbox) where we all can, free of charge bash out at random strangers without causing any serious injury.

I presume it would both be therapeutic and fun fun fun.

Now, who is with me?

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Regjeringskvartalet – Extreme makeover

September 28th, 2011 by admin

I suppose you all know what this post is about.

One summer day of 2008 i walked through regjeringskvartalet, as I often do.  With me was my camera, as often is, when I suddenly spotted that fierce pink scooter outside of our precious soviet-style governmental buildings.

*snap*snap*snap*

Now, its interesting to see the difference.

Summer day 2011

IMO not exactly an improvement. Ill say my vision is better. (photo: Morten Holm/Scanpix/tv2)

Major ouch (photo: scanpix)

Though, lets not forget the silver lining. There is always a silver lining.

Lets not forget the hawt cop with what looks like a missile-shooter-thing.

*HAWT* voff.. meow!

And that broom is a little lol. Mh, yeah.. like thats going to clean up this mess.

LOL

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If you fall – beat u there Perez – SNAP

September 27th, 2011 by admin

This time, im going to out celeberty gossip – the queen of all media.

Presenting the next J. Beaver.

aka 2Boys

(but, please don’t turn into a twitter Trending Topic  plague)

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The Munch museum saga part x

September 26th, 2011 by admin

What a bunch of drama queens.

The coalition of the Oslo city council disintegrated, arguing whether or not to build the new Munch museum Lamda in Bjørvika.

Now, stop bickering and just build the damn thing.

Cant be any worse than this?

No, I didn’t think so.

Or, how about this?

This little fille-country just drives me crazy sometimes. Now, Just build that damn thing already.

ok?

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Poor Leno

September 25th, 2011 by admin

H3Lp

Run Leno, run!

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Demarche on Social Media

September 24th, 2011 by admin

TAGS:  SOME [Social Media], PTR [Terrorism]. PGOV [Internal Government Affairs], NO [Norway]

SUBJECT: “TROUBLING NORWEGIAN REALITY”

Response to FM Stoers article (click) in Dagsavisen, 22 September 2011.

Lets begin with the end. What slightly concerns me is Mr. Stoere`s remark against anonymity on the internet. Now what is wrong with that?

My argument: At the year 2005/2006 something troubling, an inconvenient truth began to emerge from the Norwegian mindset. Not only the time of a certain persons ultimate quest for radicalization, leaving conventional politics for a different and much less acceptable path of action. It was also the time of a very significant (and to me, retrospectively surprising demarche of concern from the United States embassy, this document (click).

2005/2006 a time which according to my calculations appear to, for some reason,  to be quite significant. (though, that’s just my opinion)

On a side note: for once to share something quite personal.

In that very year shift of 2005/2006 me and my “partner in crime” happened to land the cover of Norway’s main tabloid news papers, Dagbladet and VG. Due to some quite bold statement (non political, but still).

Now, was my parents happy about that?

No. They were not. (Well, my father was fine with the whole thing, but my mother had a nervous breakdown)

Anyway, is that freedom of speech?

I do not think so.

The fact is, that the “surprising” issues the US embassy raise in this cable (click), is as a matter of fact a very real issue. And, without drawing conclusions, it may very well have contributed to the disastrous attack that striked our little nation, during the so called summer of 2011.

In my opinion, the pros of anonymity on the internet by far outweighs the disadvantages. Nevertheless, anonymity on the internet is relative. If desired, one can easily identify anyone (by their real full name+). Something which holds true for approximately 90 % of those appearing “incognito” on the internet, something which is fine and tolerated by the incognitos (me included).

And the point of appearing anonymous on the internet, is not primarily to hide identity or to not own up to your opinions. For most people, its basically because it bears no relevance.

Well, that is really my whole point.

So why does this  anonymity on the internet trouble you Mr.  Stoere? It troubling you is troubling me. Though it might just be semantics. I certainly hope so.

On the other hand, it may so be that this communal repression of the so called “freedom of speech” is a small price to pay for whatever peace and stability we enjoy so much in this little land, at least it might have been a small price to pay up until this summer. Or, what was supposed to be the summer of 2011, but never was.

Lets just think about that for a little. Keep in mind.

And take a look at a few more quotes from US cables:

One cable highlights (click) and i quote

“Norwegians truly believe that there is something inherently good about being Norwegian and that Norway has a special role in promoting peace globally. Those who do not agree with Norway’s priorities are viewed as at best misguided and at worst morally wrong. ”

Now, where have I read that before?

“..this approach as what makes Norway a driven and dedicated partner can also make it a loose cannon.”

Now, did this just not happen?

Have anyone thought about this? No, didn’t think so.

May be the time is now? Its about time now.

Two last quote of caution:

“At times Norwegian leaders can be so convinced of the rightness of their cause that they are unable to understand that like-minded leaders could think differently.”

word

“be aware that Norway has a record of striking off on its own even in the face of international consensus, when the issue at hand has a moral aspect which Norway feels cannot be ignored.”

True that. We have something to work on.

Finally, let me again oppose Mr. Stoeres`s statement on anonymity on the internet. Relative anonymity on the internet is one of its greatest features, enabling most of whatever attributed to social medias success in Arab Sprig revolutions. That being said. Anonymous or not. Everyone should be considerate and take into account their effect on other people or institutions. But that is obvious. Whether anonymous or not, whether on the internet or in the so-called reality.

Now, is our little pond of tranquil bliss ready for all this?

I say. Yes we are. We have to be.

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Dancing Cow

September 24th, 2011 by admin

LOL

and LOL

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Meanwhile in Norway II

September 22nd, 2011 by admin

The silver lining.

Lets take a look at some of the proudest moments of our exquisite police force. (no irony intended)

The bomb squad

Less than a mount after 22/7, the bomb squad looks rather relaxed.

The white house in the back is the scene of a suspected bomb (one month after 22/7). Though, in the end, it turned out it was nothing more than some slightly modefied fireworks.

The chill squad

What would you do if you do, standing next to one of histories most notorious serial killers?

Rest my case.

Got to love that.

Then, the catch an releasers

The catch and release of Jimmy Jump (video)

Northern edition

Notice, this is not police, but securety people. From the left two guards nicely walking Jimmy Jump of stage after crashing the worlds most viwed live-TV production.

South Africa FIFA edition

Jimmy Jump closing up on the FIFA football trofee. No mercy, just a decent sucker-punch before being carried away.

Rest my case.

The rosemobile

Throwing rocks at the cops is very old school.

Roses and doughnuts for the police please!:)

<3

Mitt lolle land. Rest my case.

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Trygve Lie Symposium 2011

September 21st, 2011 by admin

Join in on the politicatics.

On their voyage into cyberspace.

Follow their webcast from the UN General Assembly 2011.

Now, how can you NOT participate in this SoMe highlevelsynopsium lead by the Foreign Minister of a country which got a linon with an axe on its coats of arms?

Who need NATO when you’ve got a lion?

Don’t need that, just shush now. Move along NATO, move along,

(*This last part was a joke, we need NATO mucho. Please never leave us.)

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