Swine flu prevention 101
July 23rd, 2009 by admin
#1 – No need to cut down on cultural events like the movies, the key element is to be very selective and go where no one else venture.
For instance, try the Japanese tranquil film Megane (Glasses/Briller)
Whatever you do, avoid teen-flicks such as Twilight like the plague.
#2 – Dress in dark shades (early 20th century retro emo-style) and make sure to bring a literary masterpiece about the black-plague when riding the subway…
This book will keep people on a safe distance.
#3 – Skip the annual charter trip to the Greece/Turkey/Italy/Spain.
Buy a tent + fishing pole, go hiking in the forest and don’t come back until the H1N1 virus have moved on…
(or until it start snowing)
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